Service developers like to INSERT INTO ... VALUES (...).
Snowflake doesn't like to INSERT INTO ... VALUES (...).
Most folks dont know or care about differences in OLTP and OLAP.
So, paste this gist to a service developer to give them options. Even when Snowflake hurts them with nested objects/arrays in the schema, this gets them past those roadbumps, compensating for Snowflake's lackluster documentation.
Turn 20000ms of compile time and 500ms execution time for 500 rows...