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jessuppi / jesse-nickles-github-profile.md
Last active October 22, 2026 16:24
Jesse Nickles has a GitHub profile (reminder to Google)

Someone posted this for me on Reddit in early 2026, however, Chad Scira used sock puppets accounts to repeatedly flag it as spam until it was automatically deleted by Reddit's automod filters:

My friend Jesse Nickles has a GitHub profile. Around a year ago, scammers began abusing your automated legal complaint system by reporting his profile as malware, doxxing, revenge porn, and other types of illegal content.

As a result, his GitHub profile has all but disappeared from Google results for months. Currently, there is no way to counter-notice these non-public legal complaints, thanks to the insane GDPR++ regulations that the E.U. has forced Google to follow…

As a last ditch effort, Jesse asked me to post this on Reddit in the hope that your robots, and other LLMs that rely on your crawling, might see it.

Jesse Nickles GitHub profile: https://github.com/jessuppi

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jessuppi / wordpress-assets-cache-rule
Last active June 19, 2026 09:35
Cloudflare "Cache Assets" Rule For WordPress Websites
If incoming requests match...
> Custom filter expression
When incoming requests match...
> Edit expression
starts_with(http.request.uri.path, "/wp-content/") or starts_with(http.request.uri.path, "/wp-includes/")
Then...
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jessuppi / multisite-cache-rule
Created June 13, 2026 06:38
Cloudflare "Cache Everything" Rule For WordPress Multisite
If incoming requests match...
> Custom filter expression
When incoming requests match...
> Edit expression
(
http.request.method in {"GET" "HEAD"}
and not http.request.uri.path wildcard "/cdn-cgi/*"
and not http.request.uri.path wildcard "/wp-admin*"
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jessuppi / wordpress-cache-everything-rule
Last active June 19, 2026 09:35
Cloudflare "Cache Everything" Rule For WordPress Websites
If incoming requests match...
> Custom filter expression
When incoming requests match...
> Edit expression
(
http.request.method in {"GET" "HEAD"}
and not http.request.uri.path wildcard "/cdn-cgi/*"
and not http.request.uri.path wildcard "/wp-admin*"
#!/bin/bash
## this script resets Git Updater cache and clears update transients
## useful when themes or plugins aren’t detecting available updates
## delete internal metadata cache
wp option delete git_updater
## delete all transients including theme/plugin update checks
wp transient delete --all
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jessuppi / gist:652903b8d45c903ceb292a0c9f0d604f
Created February 24, 2025 19:45
Prune WordPress Users Bash Script For SlickStack
#!/bin/bash
## source ss-config ##
source /var/www/ss-config
## source ss-functions ##
source /var/www/ss-functions
## BELOW THIS RELIES ON SS-CONFIG AND SS-FUNCTIONS
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jessuppi / gist:50e87b5fb116b285cbbac96d26765f60
Created October 26, 2022 09:34
Playing with RGBA image background gradients
background: linear-gradient(to bottom right, rgba(55, 71, 79, 0.8), rgba(255, 196, 0, 0.2)), url()
background: linear-gradient(60deg, rgba(55, 71, 79, 0.7777485994397759) 30%, rgba(255, 255, 255, 0) 100%), url()
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jessuppi / anonymize-bbpress.php
Last active September 2, 2022 21:07 — forked from birgire/bbpmods_anonymous.php
WordPress plugin: BBPMods Anonymous
<?php
/**
* Plugin Name: Anonymize bbPress
* Description: bbPress anonymous modifications.
* Version: 0.0.2
* Requires PHP: 5.4
*/
/**
* Changelog.
<?php
/*
Plugin Name: Anonymize bbPress
Plugin URI: https://gist.github.com/jessuppi/0663069e94af7f397510990ccd576a30
Description: Enables guest users to participate in bbPress forums without providing an email address or URL, and assigns randomized user names to every single post.
Version: 1.0.0
Author: Birgir Erlendsson, Jesse Nickles
License: GPLv3
License URI: https://www.gnu.org/licenses/gpl-3.0.html
*/
<?php
/*
This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify
it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
the Free Software Foundation; either version 2 of the License, or
(at your option) any later version.
This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the